Toast-parable for the new year, birthday. Parable for the New Year. Three wishes Parables wishes for the New Year's corporate party

Preparation of moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!

After the demise of the USSR, the new government stopped the fight against moonshine. Criminal liability and fines were abolished, and the article on the prohibition of the production of alcohol-containing products at home was removed from the Criminal Code of the Russian Federation. To this day, there is not a single law that prohibits you and me from engaging in our favorite hobby - making alcohol at home. This is evidenced by the Federal Law of July 8, 1999 No. 143-FZ "On the administrative responsibility of legal entities (organizations) and individual entrepreneurs for offenses in the field of production and circulation of ethyl alcohol, alcoholic and alcohol-containing products" (Collected Legislation of the Russian Federation, 1999, No. 28 , item 3476).

Excerpt from the Federal Law of the Russian Federation:

"The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) who do not produce products containing ethyl alcohol for the purpose of marketing."

Moonshine in other countries:

In Kazakhstan in accordance with the Code of the Republic of Kazakhstan On Administrative Offenses dated January 30, 2001 N 155, the following liability is provided. Thus, according to article 335 “Manufacture and sale of home-made alcoholic beverages”, illegal production for the purpose of selling moonshine, chacha, mulberry vodka, mash and other alcoholic beverages, as well as the sale of these alcoholic beverages, entails a fine in the amount of thirty monthly calculation indices with confiscation of alcoholic beverages , apparatus, raw materials and equipment for their manufacture, as well as money and other valuables received from their sale. However, the law does not prohibit the preparation of alcohol for personal purposes.

In Ukraine and Belarus things are different. Articles No. 176 and No. 177 of the Code of Administrative Offenses of Ukraine provide for the imposition of fines in the amount of three to ten tax-free minimum wages for the manufacture and storage of moonshine without the purpose of sale, for the storage without the purpose of sale of apparatus * for its production.

Article 12.43 repeats this information practically word for word. “Production or purchase of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their production (mash), storage of devices for their production” in the Code of the Republic of Belarus on Administrative Offenses. Paragraph No. 1 states: “Manufacturing by individuals of strong alcoholic beverages (moonshine), semi-finished products for their manufacture (mash), as well as storage of devices * used for their manufacture - entails a warning or a fine of up to five basic units with confiscation of the indicated drinks, semi-finished products and devices.

* It is still possible to purchase moonshine stills for home use, since their second purpose is to distill water and obtain components for natural cosmetics and perfumes.

The most magical night of the year is coming soon - New Year's Eve. Preparations for it are already in full swing. There is so much to do - decorate the Christmas tree, buy gifts, think over the menu of the festive table, pick up a beautiful outfit. Missed nothing? They forgot one important point - how could it be without a toast to the chiming clock?

Of course, everyone should have a table speech prepared in advance for congratulations on the magical coming, and then the coming holiday. Toasts for the new year 2020 are a great way to tell family and friends about the important, wish the most important thing and amaze everyone with your oratory skills.

After all, to pronounce them so that everyone around you hears you, and then they also applaud, this is a great art. The content itself plays a huge role in it. A congratulatory speech should be light, interesting, catchy, positive, and make you smile.

It is these New Year's toasts that are included in our festive selection. Choose the one you like, surprise and delight those who will be there on this wonderful festive night.

Cool toasts

They are always relevant. The most popular, loved and interesting. Why is everyone looking for funny words for congratulations? The fact is that we are pleased to give people joy, to see how your cool wish cheers up, to hear laughter after it. Sparkling speech can ignite even a boring company.

Let's drink for us to live like this: ride like cheese in butter and like a mouse in cheese!

Happy New Year of the Rat. I wish the hostess of the year brings good luck. As you know, rats are carriers of infections. So let it infect you with happiness, infect with love and transmit the virus of prosperity and well-being.

Santa Claus somehow blinded himself an assistant snowman and he had a little snow. “What else do you have to make, my friend? Santa Claus asked. The snowman thought: there are arms, there are legs, there is a head, even a carrot nose is there. Then he said: “And blind me happiness!”.
But Santa Claus, who had seen a lot in his lifetime, knew that everyone had their own happiness and said: “There is snow on you, make your own happiness.” So, in the coming year, may we have the opportunity to mold our happiness the way each of us imagines it.”

The rat wagged its tail
She swept the glass off the table.
Shattered into pieces
What is it, sticks-Christmas trees.
It's all for happiness! Exactly!
Let's all drink to this immediately!

They say it's better to lose something than never have it.. I want to raise this glass for the fact that in this upcoming New Year we would never lose happiness and never have worries! May only happy moments of life be with us this year!

Why was Solomon wise? Because he had many wives with whom he consulted. Why are we unhappy? Because we have one wife, with whom we never consult. Let's not forget the wisdom of our ancestors in the New Year!

Happy New Year of the White Rat. Let this nimble naughty girl share the white color with us: draw a white streak in life, fill her mind with white thoughts, and make all the problems raise a white flag!

What do you wish?
New Year - meet
Friends - do not forget!
Joy - to be!
Sorrows - forget! Salaries - grow,
Love - bloom!
Dreams come true
And don't relax yourself!

I don't promise good luck
I hope that the new year
Save us all from sorrow
And unforeseen worries. I also hope for something else,
And I believe it fervently
That happiness awaits all of us,
Which hasn't happened yet.

May this year be full of joy!
Happiness is just waiting, and good people!
So that the piglet on holiday
Generously brought a bag of money!
Health and peace to capture
And don't forget souvenirs for us!

Myshkin year - a great year! All good things will come!
Let him give a lot of laughter, And in all matters of success!
I wish everyone to reach great heights this year!
Wherever we are, I wish to be surprised!
And let every moment cheer you up!

New Year's toasts 2020 with jokes and humor

They are appropriate everywhere, everyone likes them, not a single New Year celebration can do without them. A cool toast can be sent via SMS to friends and there is no doubt that reading it brought a smile to your face.

I wish Rat helped us find boundless happiness ... Let's drink to the fact that this year there will be a lot of good things and we squeal with delight and joy!

New Year is coming
The rain is pouring for the third day.
The grass is green in the field
Santa Claus is sweating in a fur coat.
Water is pouring down the collar...
Happy New Year gentlemen!

May everything that everyone dreams of come true:
Born to fly in the sky, let it fly
Who craves wealth - let him find the treasure,
Who wants honors - will achieve awards!
Who wants to get married - let the wedding play,
Let the vacationer sunbathe on the beach,
And if someone's soul wants extreme,
Let it fly with a parachute and laugh!
So that in the New Year - only success, not otherwise,
So that we all become richer at times!

Let's drink to:
To have a super cool year
For everyone to be healthy
To live in goodness, in abundance
And to dreams so that - without looking back!

In the New Year, I wish:
Friendship is like "super glue"
Strength - like a big elephant,
Who needs - those children.
For those who don't, take care.
Frost don't be shy
Ask for a car
Or from a polar fox mantle.
If a miracle does not happen -
Let the sponsor fuss!

Let Santa Claus crimson nose
He will make a contribution to the savings book,
Snow Maiden all year secretly
Drink good cognac
And Santa Claus from the bag
Shake the currency snowball!

words with meaning

Toasts with meaning these are some kind of wise parables. They are not devoid of philosophical meaning, but at the same time they are not boring and uninteresting. And although sometimes they are not always short, do not be afraid, no one will fall asleep while you make your speech.

On the contrary, just such a congratulation can impress guests. After all, wisdom is always respected. And if it is intertwined with jokes, then this is doubly worthy of the respect of the listeners.

Who said rats run from a sinking ship? They simply understand that the ship is unpromising, and bravely rush into the sea of new opportunities! And let the old and rusty ships take their course to the bottom! Over a sea of new opportunities and an ocean of original ideas!

Many people know that in Italy there is a tradition before the new year, throw out the old and unnecessary things, boring for the year, out of the window.
Of course, we are not in Italy, but this custom is so good that I would like to invite you all to discard old grievances, quarrels, bad deeds, envy, infidelity, ingratitude from memory as unnecessary trash.
If we do all this, it will turn out that only warm and pleasant memories of the old year remain in our memory. Let's remember it like that, and then the new year will be no worse than the last!

Somehow his disciples came to the sage and asked, looking at the horseshoe hanging over the entrance: "Teacher, do you really believe that some kind of piece of iron can bring good luck?"
To which the sage replied: “I don’t personally believe in it, but it brings good luck, whether I believe in it or not.”
I propose to drink for good luck. If in the New Year we suddenly lose faith in her, let her still believe that she must come to our house!

Once there were three strangers.
Night caught them on the way. They saw the house and knocked. The owner opened them and asked:
"Who you are?" - Health, Love and Wealth. Let us sleep over.
It's a pity, but we only have one free seat. I'm going to go talk to my family about which one of you to let in.
The sick mother said, "Let's let Health in." The daughter offered to let Love in, and the wife suggested Wealth.
While they were arguing, the wanderers disappeared. So let's drink to the fact that in the new year in our house there will always be a place for Health, Love and Wealth!

Celebrating the New Year, do not regret the past that did not have time to do something. Do not worry about the upcoming - will everything work out, will there be enough strength and means.
Live in harmony with yourself. With your heart and soul. Remain calm and confident. Then joy, happiness and success will always accompany you. Happy New Year 2020!

There is a good saying: "As long as you face your past you stand with your back to your future.” Let's turn around and boldly face our future. Let's not fear or fear him. We will meet this year and all subsequent ones with joy, with new bright dreams. Forward to the future, friends! Happy New Year!

For a noisy friendly company

What words would be appropriate in the company of friends, where it is always noisy, fun and funny? Of course, jokes! A toast with a touch of humor will always resonate here. After all, after it, a good mood will become simply magnificent, and smiles will turn into laughter.

To please friends and make them have fun is always very nice. Therefore, to have cool toasts in your collection is a must! With them, you will always be the soul of the company, its unspoken leader. And perhaps you can even win the heart of someone who has long liked you.

I hope this new year will come with gifts for each of us.
Anyone who wanted to buy a new car will finally buy it. Anyone who wants to make a discovery will make it. Whoever wanted to find love will find it.
Let everyone get their own happiness. So let's drink to the new, bright in our life!
For the New Year.

May next year we have
so many good and joyful events, so many good and wonderful deeds, how many lights are burning in our New Year's garland!

Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden:
as long as I can remember, they don’t get sick, they don’t age, and there is always money for gifts! For us to be like that too!

In the New Year, friends flocked like snowflakes,
On this holiday, we cannot be sad and bored.
So let's, without delay, celebrate our New Year,
To remember him throughout the year.
May we have more strength in the coming year,
And on the contrary, not a single gram of health will decrease.
What is planned, let, no doubt, come true.
And the worst thing is that it will be forgotten.

At this table, all the women are beautiful, like the Snow Maiden.
But I would like to wish that, unlike them, the hearts of our women will be warmed by love for us, men, in the New Year.
For the beautiful and loving Snow Maidens!

First toast: Goodbye!
We won't see you sober today!

Let's drink to the New Year tables were bursting with abundance, and beds with love!

Husband and wife watching ice dancing on TV.
- With this figure skater, I would love to perform a free program! - says the husband.
The wife flared up and resolutely turned off the TV.
- First, perform the compulsory program, and then think about the free program ...
Let's drink, guys, to the excellent performance of the compulsory and free program in the New Year!

The shortest congratulations

Well, everyone knows that brevity is always welcome. And on a festive night, this becomes especially relevant. After all, we can not wait to raise our glasses, eat, dance. And hardly anyone wants to listen to long speeches. That is why it is necessary to select congratulations in such a way that they are at the same time small, but meaningful.

And it doesn’t matter if they are funny or serious, cute or funny, the main thing is to pronounce them clearly, quickly and from the heart. After all, it has long been verified that short toasts for the new year 2020 can hook and cheer much more than a long tiring wish.

May it be the best year in your life
Always, everywhere, in everything lucky!

May the holiday be magical
It's going great!
prosperity, success,
Bright year!

Problems don't scare
And the crisis will not beat!
We are still beautiful
We welcome the New Year!

Let in eternity all the bad stuff
With the last breath of December!
And everything beautiful, living will come to us in the morning of January.

Let everything go like clockwork in life,
The plan will come true,
I wish you a successful year
My heart sang with joy and happiness!

Let's drink to the only day of the year
when you can sit on the Christmas tree ...
and do not visit the forest!
For the New Year!

Toasts for a cozy family circle

New Year's lights, a cozy atmosphere and a warm home circle - everyone dreams of such a holiday. But at the same time, for some reason, many do not attach importance to what was said at the feast on New Year's Eve in a narrow family circle. But these are the closest and dearest people in the world.

Therefore, it is imperative to choose suitable toasts for the new year and congratulate parents, brothers, sisters and children with their help. After all, who, no matter how they are most in need of our care and attention.

New Year's family toasts are always the kindest words, warm and sincere wishes. They are simple and understandable to anyone. Well, in order for laughter to be heard in the house and smiles to be seen, it is definitely worth adding a drop of humor to them. Cool toasts will contribute to this, after which it always becomes fun. They will please adults and children.

Beloved family, I congratulate you on the New Year of the Rat. In childhood, we all read a fairy tale about a smart little mouse. He overcame all obstacles and deceived the most cunning enemies.
And so let's drink to the fact that in the year of the Mouse we have the quick wits to get around all the mousetraps and not fall into the clutches of the Cat!

I read here the recommendations of a famous astrologer. He writes that the one who meets the year of the Rat in the family circle, the whole New Year will be accompanied by success, luck and happiness. I'm not an astrologer, but I also have something to say. Those who have the opportunity to meet the year of not only the Rat, but also the Rabbit, Ox, Dragon, etc. surrounded by relatives and friends - are already the most successful, lucky and happy.
For our family!

Let the new year not add wrinkles,
and the old ones will be smoothed and erased!
Strengthens health, relieves sorrows
and may this year be happy!
Happy Year of the Rat!

Happy New Year!
Let him come with a sandwich
With honey, sugar, jam
And good mood.
So that we eat it for a long time
And they never got sick.

A loved one may forget what we told him. He may even forget what we did for him. But he can never forget how we made him feel. I want that in the new 2020 we feel only love, care and attention from relatives and friends!

The past year has been successful and not so good.. Material wealth increased and decreased. But life shows that this is not the main thing. The most important thing in the past year are those people who were there and supported us both in joy and in sorrow. So let's take with us in the new year all the most important - our friends. They are all gathered around this table today. For you, my dears!

At the New Year's table, one guest is asked:
Why do you close your eyes when you drink?
- You see, I promised my wife that in the new year I would not look into a glass.
For the conscientious fulfillment of New Year's resolutions!

Red word at a corporate party

The corporate party and the New Year are certainly inseparable concepts in any company that respects its employees. And the preparation for it is always very serious. After all, everyone wants to look their best in front of their colleagues. If in the company of friends you can fool around, say frivolous words at the table, then you need to be more careful.

The choice of toasts at a corporate party must be approached very carefully. It should be a smart, interesting speech, not too long, but also not consisting of two words. A serious and boring toast will not please anyone, and a funny one can cause condemnation. Well, how to be here? We need a golden mean. Just you can find it here.

We have presented the best toasts that can arouse admiration and please even the authorities. Unusual, sometimes funny, beautiful words with an emphasis on the positive - just what is needed in this case.

The great Buddha once summoned all animals to himself. The first to appear before him was the cunning Rat, who had traveled most of the way on the back of the Bull. So let's drink to ensure that we are always the first to distribute gifts and bonuses!

So, colleagues, the New Year is coming. I wish you sparkling happiness, like a glass of champagne; premiums - how many months in a year; plans like Napoleon's; successes and achievements, like stars in the sky; lifestyle, like Santa Claus - always cheerful, has money for gifts, in a beautiful fur coat, on personal transport and with a wonderful companion.

Let the frisky deer rush to our homes of the most generous Santa Claus! let his bag be full of HAPPINESS, success, health, wealth and LOVE!

Now, summing up the results,
Let's sigh sadly about the past:
Perhaps the gods helped
All year to cope with the enemy!
Today, celebrating the New Year,
Let's have fun!
We wish each other happiness
Someone does not like to fall in love.
Who is more happy with money than life -
May he become rich this year!
Now it's not a sin for us to drink,
For us for all and for success!

We're gathered here together
Not just like that, out of boredom -
Celebrate at the banquet
Joint merits! And the corporate spirit
Unite stronger.
Under the toast my positive
I ask everyone to pour!

Many people congratulating Happy New Year, wish everyone a fresh start, but I want to wish you that in the New Year your life continues in brighter colors, that you overcome all failures and continue to build your life without repeating your mistakes.
Happy New Year and new successes!

Our team is small
But with a big heart
Meet the New Year together
What is knocking at the gate
Santa Claus do not be stingy
For gifts. And strives
Give a bonus to everyone for a year,
For the people to be happy.
For the team to work
Summer and winter
And so that everyone has enough strength
Be yourself!

Applause after your speech and surprised looks will help to understand how well the congratulation was chosen.

Do not forget to congratulate your loved ones on New Year's Eve, say joyful words to them, melt their hearts with a touch of humor and please them with cheerful toasts!

Preparation of moonshine and alcohol for personal use
absolutely legal!

Excerpt from the Federal Law of the Russian Federation:

"The effect of this Federal Law does not apply to the activities of citizens (individuals) who do not produce products containing ethyl alcohol for the purpose of marketing."

Moonshine in other countries:

* It is still possible to purchase moonshine stills for home use, since their second purpose is to distill water and obtain components for natural cosmetics and perfumes.

There lived one person. He, like everyone else, hoped for a miracle, and it happened ... Once, on the way to work, he saw ... a real Wizard. “Today is a magical day and I can grant you three wishes!” he said.

I want a fancy convertible," the man replied after a moment's thought.
- Well, - the wizard answered, - look there ...
The man looked and saw a luxurious car.
- Blimey! This is exactly what I wanted! - the man shouted, got into the car and drove away towards new impressions.

The next day he came back so damn angry that the Wizard asked him:
- What's happened?
- Ah... I've been driving around the city all day, and wherever I go, there are a lot of beautiful cars everywhere and people look at all the cars the same way... So it's not what I wanted.
"I can grant a second wish," the wizard said.
“I… want… a whole lot of money so that I can buy whatever I want.”
- Well, - the Wizard answered, took out a checkbook and handed it to the man.

The man put his checkbook in his pocket and said:
- I'll be back tomorrow, because I still have a third wish, which you promised to fulfill.

The next day the man and the Wizard met again. But again the man was angry and depressed. Wizard asked:
- And what happened now?
- I bought everything I wanted. And I didn't care if I could buy something else. I can buy everything, so what's the difference... You didn't give me what I wanted.
- What do you want? asked the Wizard.
- I know what I want. I want a fabulously beautiful ... girl.
- Well, - the wizard answered, and immediately an unusually beautiful girl appeared next to him.
- OOO! cried the man, grabbed her, and left.

…After two weeks, he returned to the same place. He was angry and depressed. The wizard asked him:
- What now? I gave you a fabulously beautiful girl!
- Ah ... She was so obedient that I quickly got bored. All she wanted was my money, and after collecting what she needed, she just left. What a bad wizard you are. I ask and ask you what I want, but it's not the same and not like that.
“That’s because,” the Wizard replied, “that you never once asked for what you want. You ask for a car but you really want respect, you ask for money but you really want freedom, you ask for a pretty girl but you really want love.

Therefore, in order to achieve your goal in life, you need to know the answers to the questions:

1) What do I really want? is the circle of desires.
2) What do I already have to achieve my life purpose? is the circle of possibilities.
3) What else do I need to do to get what I want? - And try to see the prospect of your development through personal growth.

And, most importantly, we must remember that "you can't even catch a fish from a pond without difficulty." Therefore, it is useful to look from the circle of possibilities and move into the circle of desires, and not vice versa, so as not to be deluded. Then the wish will become possible!

So let the fulfillment of your desires bring a new quality of life and give you joy and happiness in the New Year!

New Year is adored by both adults and children for gifts, fun, a sense of magic and faith in a miracle. This is a holiday in which they also sum up the results of the past year and make plans for the coming year. On such an important day, everyone sincerely wishes each other happiness and is waiting for congratulations and parting words, which will be delivered first of all by the head of the family. Of course, the New Year's speech should be bright, memorable and capacious. In the pre-New Year's fuss, it is not always possible to find time to thoughtfully compose a festive speech, therefore, so that you do not get confused at the festive table, Rambler / Family has collected the best New Year's toasts for the head of the family.

Parting congratulations

A person learns all his life. He learns every year, and every year he becomes a little wiser. This means that the years also learn something - both from each other and from a person. I propose to raise glasses so that each next year learns exceptionally good from the previous one!
Today I want to raise a glass to all of us! You must always remember that there are only two types of people in the world: the first ones roll this world and change something in it, the others run alongside and shout: “Where is this world heading ?!”. Let's not just be observers in our lives and do everything to change it for the better!
Each of us, when we were children, waited for the New Year holiday. Why? Yes, because it is saturated with miracle and happiness. The smell of tangerines and spruce, the rustle of foil from gifts, salads and sweets. All this made us smile. I propose to raise a glass to the fact that each next year is like a clean slate for us, which allows us to achieve something new.

dad and daughter hugging

Parable toasts

In one ancient city there is a statue called "Opportunity". It depicts a man standing on tiptoe - this is a symbol of the fact that the moment of opportunity is short. Wings located on a person's legs means that a person can take off using the opportunity. Long hair on the head of the statue is a symbol of good, but on the back of the head, a bald head is a symbol of loss when an opportunity is lost. Opportunities come and go. Let's raise our glasses so that we do not miss our opportunities in the new year!
Once there were three travelers. Night caught them on the road. They saw the house and knocked. They were opened by the owner of the house and asked: “Who are you?”. “We are Health, Love and Wealth. - Answered the strangers. Let us sleep over." “Sorry, but we only have one free seat. I’ll go and consult with my family about which of you to let in, ”the owner replied. The sick mother said, "Let's let Health in." The daughter offered to let Love in, and the wife suggested Wealth. While the dispute was going on, the travelers disappeared. Let's raise our glasses so that in the new year there will always be a place for Health, Love and Wealth in our house!
One girl had two apples, her mother asked me to give her one of them. Suddenly the daughter took and bit both apples. The mother was upset that her daughter did not love her at all. But she handed one apple to her mother and said: “Take this, mother, it is the most delicious.” I propose to drink so that we always know that even if something unpleasant happens, it can be good for us. Do not rush to conclusions! Happy New Year!

New Year's table

beautiful wishes

May the New Year bring you only white streaks in life, give you revived dreams and please you with the attention you deserve. Let magical transformations happen and the most unthinkable fairy-tale predictions come true. For Christmas miracles!
On New Year's Eve, people give gifts to each other as a sign of mutual sympathy, respect and attention. I raise this glass to the fact that the main gift will always be joy and good mood. For the upcoming New Year and all the good that it will bring us!
I wish that in the New Year each of us would acquire not the best, but our own. Because the best does not always become one's own, but one's own is always the best. Take care of your loved ones! Happy New Year!
May winter, in spite of the frost, warm you with warmth and bring peace in the new year. Spring will bring inspiration, lightness and love. Summer is serenity and fun, and let autumn spill with prosperity and prosperity. I wish that all the next 365 days will be bright, kind and happy. Happy New Year my dears!

Jokes toasts

A husband tells a friend that he had a fight with his wife the day before. A friend asks who has the last word. "Follow me! - Proudly said the husband. - I said: well, okay, buy it! So let's drink to the last word of the owner of the house!
Let's drink to Santa Claus and the Snow Maiden: after all, as far as I can remember, they do not age, do not get sick, they always have money for gifts. Let's drink to be the same!