A statement about religion. Aphorisms and quotes about religion. A.I. Herzen
their outer space, they discovered so much beautiful and unexpected that it is now more difficult to tell a scientist that God does not exist (Jules Duchesne).
Insulting the feelings of believers is an ancient and venerable occupation, conducive to wit. We have collected the best statements of scientists, philosophers, poets and politicians, many of whom were not even convinced atheists, but for the sake of a catchphrase, they did not regret the eternal Father. (We warn you right away: you should not sue us for this article, but them.)
01
The more often a person remembers God in his speeches, the more diligently I watch my wallet.
Mark Twain, writer
02
Benjamin Lang
03
There is no God in my theory, because I did not need this hypothesis.
Pierre Laplace, astronomer
04
Blind faith has very evil eyes.
Stanislav Jerzy Lec, poet
05
Words of faith are often repeated, not because they are true, but because they are often repeated.
Oscar Wilde, writer
06
Religious beliefs are a great excuse to do nasty things to people.
Richard Aldington, writer
07
The church is a place where gentlemen who have never been to heaven tell tales about them to those who never get there.
Henry Mencken, literary critic
08
Faith is something that lies on one side of the scale, while reason always rests on the other.
Arthur Schopenhauer, philosopher
09
Stephen Fry
10
You can explain the existence of gas stations to the Martian. But it will be very difficult to explain to him why all these churches are needed.
John Updike, writer
11
Guy de Maupassant
12
Teaching religion in schools, these, to put it mildly, church bastards want to lure the souls of children.
Vitaly Ginzburg, physicist
13
What splendid fools religion makes of people!
Ben Johnson, playwright
14
John Fowles
15
There is too little love and goodness in the world to be lavished on imaginary beings.
Friedrich Nietzsche, philosopher
16
I suppose I would be a good Christian, but the church did everything to turn me into a complete atheist.
Friedrich Schiller, playwright
17
Civilization will not reach perfection until the stone of the last church falls on the head of the last priest.
Emile Zola, writer
18
Sigmund Freud
19
The absence of God is difficult to prove. If I assume that a porcelain teapot is flying around the Sun in orbit between Earth and Mars, no one can disprove this, especially if I carefully add that it is so small that even the most powerful telescopes cannot see it.
Bertrand Russell, mathematician
20
Denis Diderot
21
God is a plug for the hole of the unknown.
Anatoly Lunacharsky, politician
22
The Christian concept is disgusting. She makes of God either an embodied anger, and, moreover, an infinite anger that created thinking creatures in order to make them forever unhappy, or embodied powerlessness and dementia, unable to foresee or prevent the misfortunes of their creatures.
Francois Voltaire, philosopher
23
The blood shed by the worshipers of a God of mercy and peace since the introduction of His religion would have been enough, perhaps, to drown the adherents of all other sects living on the globe.
Percy Shelley, poet
24
Reason is the main enemy of all faith.
Martin Luther, priest
25
Albert Einstein
26
Religion has always seemed to me something indecent.
Ingmar Bergman, director
27
If God exists, then atheism certainly offends him less than religion.
Jules Goncourt, writer
28
Ivan Turgenev
29
Thank God I'm an atheist!
Luis Buñuel, director
30
Thomas Edison
31
I am sure that a serious scientist who studies the laws of nature or human society will not be able to preserve his faith, because everything around him will dissuade him in the dogmas learned from childhood.
Umberto Eco, writer
32
Hugo Steinhaus
33
All thinking people are atheists.
Ernest Hemingway, writer
34
Piety finds excuses for bad deeds that a simple decent person would not find.
Charles Montesquieu, philosopher
35
No religion can do anything for humanity.
Stanislav Lem, writer
36
Bernard Show
37
If you look at the ratio of all living beings in the world, then it turns out that the Lord loves microbes and insects most of all.
Conrad Lauren, biologist
38
Prayer is a demand to change all the laws of the universe for the sake of one, obviously unworthy, supplicant.
Ambrose Bierce, journalist
39
Somerset Maugham
40
Religion is regarded by ordinary people as the truth, intelligent as a lie, and the government as a useful thing.
Edward Gibbon, historian
41
Bjork
42
One should not believe in something just because it would be terrible if it did not exist.
Jean Rostand, biologist
43
Religiosity is simply one of the by-products of our species behavior. Quite harmful, it should be noted.
Ernst Mayr, zoologist
44
It's amazing how all these priests and soothsayers, looking at each other, can keep from laughing.
Cicero, politician
45
The people positively demand to be deceived, otherwise it is impossible to deal with them.
Synesius, bishop
46
Jack Nicholson
47
It is unfair to call believers donkeys, for donkeys are never so stubborn.
Luis Velez de Guevara, writer
48
He who has science does not need religion.
Johann Goethe, poet
49
Stendhal
50
I never tried to find God, believing that if He is as smart as he is described, he will be able to find me himself.
Isaac Asimov, physicist
51
There is nothing more remarkable than the spread of religious unbelief that I see in the world today.
Charles Darwin, biologist
52
Are you asking what I think of the sweet sensation of absolute faith? I think this is completely horrible and absolutely unacceptable.
Kurt Vonnegut, writer
53
Giordano Bruno
54
The religion of mortals encourages great evil deeds.
Lucretius, poet
55
With some definite tendencies towards vegetative life, the hermit instead of the angel can turn into a cucumber. This is an occupational risk.
André Frossard, journalist
56
The most important task facing religion today is to disappear as quickly and painlessly as possible.
Joseph Dietzgen, philosopher
57
It is strange that all religions devote so much time to miracles, while every student knows that a miracle, that is, violation of the laws of the Universe, is impossible.
Max Planck, physicist
58
Winston Churchill
59
For you I am an atheist, but for God I am a constructive opposition.
Woody Allen, director
60
The priest's authority depends on the superstition and dull credulity of the peoples. He does not need them to be enlightened at all. The less they know, the more submissive to his decisions.
Claude-Adrian Helvetius, philosopher
61
If you read the Bible with open eyes, you will see that it was written by people who are very unpleasant and less educated.
Robert Ingersoll, lawyer
62
Vissarion Belinsky
63
The ancients, observing natural phenomena - thunder, lightning, eclipses of the moon and sun, were horrified and believed that the reason for this was the gods. They did not understand that there is nothing in the world besides them, which would be endowed with a divine nature.
Democritus, philosopher
64
The Lord from the almighty helmsman gradually turns into the vanishing smile of the cosmic Cheshire Cat.
Julian Huxley, writer
65
Apparently, God deliberately made people so trusting that it would be easier for priests to deceive them.
George Halifax, politician
Currently, the heavenly palaces are heated by radiators connected to hell. The torment of sinners is aggravated by the realization that the fire that devours them, at the same time provides comfort to the righteous. (M. Twain)
In some cases, swearing gives even more relief than prayer. (M. Twain)
In paradise, they do not accept it according to merit, but under patronage, otherwise you would have remained outside the door, but would have let your dog in. (M. Twain)
In religion and politics, beliefs and beliefs are almost always taken second-hand and unchecked. (M. Twain)
The believer is not afraid of adversity, but in the adversity of fate he does not despair. (K. Prutkov)
To each his own. Saint Francis of Assisi said: "Every saint will be able to perform a miracle, but not everyone will be able to decently run a hotel." (M. Twain)
Lord! I'm asking you to die! Do not deny me, Lord, because I'm not asking for myself ...
Lord! I'm asking you to die! Do not deny me, Lord, because I'm not asking for myself ...
May the hand of the taker not be cut off
May your name and your extension be sanctified, O Lord ...
Let's swear while there is time, in paradise we will not be allowed ... (M. Twain)
If God is as it is believed, he must be the most miserable in the universe. He watches every hour the myriad of creatures he created, experiencing innumerable suffering. He also knows about the suffering that they have yet to endure. You can say about him: "As unhappy as God." (M. Twain)
If Christ had appeared here now, in any case, he would not have been a Christian. (M. Twain)
If smoking is prohibited in heaven, I don't want to go there. (M. Twain)
If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans.
If I lived at the beginning of the world, I would first listen to what the neighbors say about the murder of Abel, before loudly denouncing Cain. (M. Twain)
From the bones of St. Dionysius, which we saw in Europe, if necessary, it would be possible, in my opinion, to assemble his skeleton in two copies. (M. Twain)
Sometimes blasphemy gives relief that even prayer cannot provide. (M. Twain)
When you read the Bible, you are more surprised at God's ignorance than at his omniscience. (M. Twain)
Favorite torture of the Inquisition - one leg here, the other there
Favorite torture of the Inquisition - one leg here, the other there
Methuselah lived for 969 years. You, dear boys and girls, will see more in the next ten years than Methuselah has seen in his entire life. (M. Twain)
It often seems to me that it would be better for Noah and his team to be late for their ark. (M. Twain)
We are not talking about faith when we are talking about the fact that twice two is four or that the earth is round. We talk about faith only when we want to replace proof with feeling. (M. Twain)
Get the crew to sail to heaven and try to dock in hell for two and a half hours just to get some coal, and I'll be damned if some son of a bitch doesn't stay ashore. (M. Twain)
It's a good idea to check the weather forecast before you start praying for rain. (M. Twain)
The unshakable faith of a Christian who holds four trusses in his hands. (M. Twain)
Not a single sinner was saved after the first twenty minutes of the sermon. (M. Twain)
No other books generate such income as the Bible, and even obscene books, or rather other obscene books. (M. Twain)
We need nails. For Christ's sake!
We need nails. For Christ's sake!
Very few sinners were saved after the first twenty minutes of the sermon. (M. Twain)
Why is it called prayer when you talk to God, and schizophrenia when God is with you?
Heaven and hell differ only in the software provider
Heaven is better in terms of climate, but company is better in hell. (M. Twain)
Religious tolerance has been achieved only because we have ceased to attach the same importance to religion as before. (M. Twain)
The case is the pseudonym of God when he doesn’t have to sign (Anatole France)
To create a man was a glorious and original idea. But to create a sheep after that was to repeat itself. (M. Twain)
Now I see that I was mistaken about Eve: it is better to live outside of paradise with her than without her - in paradise. (M. Twain)
The devil does not have a single paid assistant, while the Opposite Side has a million. (M. Twain)
I have two Gods: Pushkin, Tolstoy. And the main one ?! I'm afraid to think about him. (F. Ranevskaya)
A person is accepted into the bosom of the church because he believes, and expelled from there because he knows. (M. Twain)
I do not intend to spoil my relationship with either heaven or hell - I have friends in both places. (M. Twain)
Funny, funny, witty, comic phrases, aphorisms, sayings and quotes:
The more often a person remembers God in his speeches, the more diligently I watch my wallet.
Mark Twain, writer
03
There is no God in my theory, because I did not need this hypothesis.
Pierre Laplace, astronomer
04
Blind faith has very evil eyes.
Stanislav Jerzy Lec, poet
05
Words of faith are often repeated, not because they are true, but because they are often repeated.
Oscar Wilde, writer
06
Religious beliefs are a great excuse to do nasty things to people.
Richard Aldington, writer
07
The church is a place where gentlemen who have never been to heaven tell tales about them to those who never get there.
Henry Mencken, literary critic
08
Faith is something that lies on one side of the scale, while reason always rests on the other.
Arthur Schopenhauer, philosopher
10
You can explain the existence of gas stations to the Martian. But it will be very difficult to explain to him why all these churches are needed.
John Updike, writer
12
Teaching religion in schools, these, to put it mildly, church bastards want to lure the souls of children.
Vitaly Ginzburg, physicist
13
What glorious fools religion makes of people!
Ben Johnson, playwright
15
There is too little love and goodness in the world to be lavished on imaginary beings.
Friedrich Nietzsche, philosopher
16
I suppose I would be a good Christian, but the church did everything to turn me into a complete atheist.
Friedrich Schiller, playwright
17
Civilization will not reach perfection until the stone of the last church falls on the head of the last priest.
Emile Zola, writer
19
The absence of God is difficult to prove. If I assume that a porcelain teapot is flying around the Sun in orbit between Earth and Mars, no one can disprove this, especially if I carefully add that it is so small that even the most powerful telescopes cannot see it.
Bertrand Russell, mathematician
21
God is a plug for the hole of the unknown.
Anatoly Lunacharsky, politician
22
The Christian concept is disgusting. She makes of God either an embodied anger, and, moreover, an infinite anger that created thinking creatures in order to make them forever unhappy, or embodied powerlessness and dementia, unable to foresee or prevent the misfortunes of their creatures.
Francois Voltaire, philosopher
23
The blood shed by the worshipers of a God of mercy and peace since the introduction of His religion would have been enough, perhaps, to drown the adherents of all other sects living on the globe.
Percy Shelley, poet
24
Reason is the main enemy of all faith.
Martin Luther, priest
26
Religion has always seemed to me something indecent.
Ingmar Bergman, director
27
If God exists, then atheism certainly offends him less than religion.
Jules Goncourt, writer
29
Thank God I'm an atheist!
Luis Buñuel, director
31
I am sure that a serious scientist who studies the laws of nature or human society will not be able to preserve his faith, because everything around him will dissuade him in the dogmas learned from childhood.
Umberto Eco, writer
33
All thinking people are atheists.
Ernest Hemingway, writer
34
Piety finds excuses for bad deeds that a simple decent person would not find.
Charles Montesquieu, philosopher
35
No religion can do anything for humanity.
Stanislav Lem, writer
37
If you look at the ratio of all living beings in the world, then it turns out that the Lord loves microbes and insects most of all.
Conrad Lauren, biologist
38
Prayer is a demand to change all the laws of the universe for the sake of one, obviously unworthy, supplicant.
Ambrose Bierce, journalist
40
Religion is regarded by ordinary people as the truth, intelligent as a lie, and the government as a useful thing.
Edward Gibbon, historian
42
One should not believe in something just because it would be terrible if it did not exist.
Jean Rostand, biologist
43
Religiosity is simply one of the by-products of our species behavior. Quite harmful, it should be noted.
Ernst Mayr, zoologist
44
It's amazing how all these priests and soothsayers, looking at each other, can keep from laughing.
Cicero, politician
45
The people positively demand to be deceived, otherwise it is impossible to deal with them.
Synesius, bishop
47
It is unfair to call believers donkeys, for donkeys are never so stubborn.
Luis Velez de Guevara, writer
48
He who has science does not need religion.
Johann Goethe, poet
50
I never tried to find God, believing that if He is as smart as he is described, he will be able to find me himself.
Isaac Asimov, physicist
51
There is nothing more remarkable than the spread of religious unbelief that I see in the world today.
Charles Darwin, biologist
52
Are you asking what I think of the sweet sensation of absolute faith? I think this is completely horrible and absolutely unacceptable.
Kurt Vonnegut, writer
- In the words "god" and "religion" I see darkness, darkness, chains and whip. Belinsky V.G.
- In dark times, peoples were best guided by religion, because in complete darkness the blind is the best guide: he discerns the path and paths better than the sighted. However, it is truly foolish, when day has already come, to still use the blind old people as guides. Heine G.
- The greatest feuds produce fewer crimes than religious fanaticism. Voltaire
- All beliefs are wrong. Knowledge is a completely different thing.
- All thinking people are atheists. Ernest Hemingway
- All religions are based on the fact that most people are afraid of death, and a minority - cleverly use this fear. Stendhal
- The entire history of the church is a mixture of delusion and violence. Goethe I.
- Any religion is nothing more than a fantastic reflection in the heads of people of those external forces that dominate them in their daily life - a reflection in which earthly forces take the form of unearthly ones. Engels F.
- Where morality is affirmed on theology, and law on God's decrees, there it is possible to justify and substantiate the most immoral, unjust and shameful things. Feuerbach L.
- Down with reason! - this is the basis of religion. Holbach P.
- The clergy would be very displeased if their spiritual work was paid spiritually. Holbach P.
- If God exists, then atheism certainly offends him less than religion. Jules Goncourt
- If science proves that some of the postulates of Buddhism are wrong, Buddhism will have to change. Dalai Lama XIV
- When I do good, I feel good. When I do bad things, I feel bad. This is my religion. Abraham Lincoln.
- Who builds his house from the willow, Who harnesses the old nag into the plow, On the pilgrimage who lets his wife - He, simpleton, twists a noose for himself. Chaucer J.
- A monastery is a dungeon into which those who have been thrown overboard by society are thrown. Diderot D.
- How many terrible atrocities religion has pushed people to! Lucretius
- Is it not surprising that people so often fight for religion and so rarely live by its prescription? Lichtenberg G.
- Ignorance is the first prerequisite of faith, and that is why the Church values \u200b\u200bit so highly. Holbach P.
- A certain joker correctly remarked that "the true religion is always the one on whose side the sovereign and the executioner are." Holbach P.
- Take away the fear of hell from the Christian, and you take away his faith. Diderot D.
- Flip through the history of all the peoples of the earth: everywhere religion turns innocence into a crime, and declares crime innocent. Diderot D.
- Our lives should be the sermon, not our words. Jefferson T.
- Religions, every one of them, are ridiculous: their morals are designed for children, their promises are selfish and monstrously stupid. Maupassant G.
- Religions, like chameleons, take on the color of the soil on which they live. Frans A.
- Religious beliefs are a great excuse to do nasty things to people. Aldington R.
- Religion is a disease of the soul. Swift D.
- Religion is nothing more than the art of occupying the limited mind of a person with an object that he is unable to understand. Holbach P.
- Religion is the opium of the people. Marx K.
- Religion prevents people from seeing, because under pain of eternal punishment it forbids them to look. Diderot D.
- Religion needs an eternal darkness of ignorance, want, technical helplessness, lack of culture. Feuerbach L.
- Religion is a bridle for people who are unbalanced in character or knocked down by the circumstances of life. Holbach P.
- Religion contradicts morality in the same way that it contradicts reason. The feeling of goodness is closely related to the feeling of truth. Corruption of reason entails corruption of heart. He who deceives his reason cannot have a sincere, honest heart ... Feuerbach L.
- Religion only comforts those who are unable to embrace it as a whole; vague promises of rewards can only tempt those people who are unable to reflect on the hideous, deceitful and cruel character that religion ascribes to God. Holbach P.
- With religion it turns out the same as with gambling: if you start as a fool, you end up as a cheat. Voltaire
- Salvation is not in rituals, sacraments, not in the confession of this or that faith, but in a clear understanding of the meaning of one's life. L. N. Tolstoy
- Only an honest person should be an atheist. Diderot D.
- Whoever has science does not need religion. Goethe I.
- The purpose of studying Buddhism is not to study Buddhism, but to study ourselves.
- A person in religion has eyes in order not to see, in order to remain blind; he has a mind not to think, to remain stupid. Feuerbach L.
- The more limited a person's outlook, the less he is familiar with history, nature and philosophy, the more sincere his attachment to his religion. Feuerbach L.
- What does the history of religions teach us? That they fanned the flames of intolerance everywhere, covered the plains with corpses, watered the earth with blood, burned cities, devastated states; but they never made people better. Helvetius K.
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